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Posted: May 14th, 2012 | Author: Hannah Ross| No Comments »TYPEWRITER. [GMT-4 WASH DC]
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Twitter: @BenBenCaro
You are what you eat?
Warhol meets Gursky.
Tut tut it looks like rain.
Any Suggestions?
Ghostride the Whip in my Honda Civic.
THE SUMMER TRIANGLE CONSTELLATION – WESTERN HEMISPHERE.
Made from hole punches that I haven’t sorted out a use for… yet.
Bears! The Colorado wildlife commission set a new regulation this week banning he hunting of black bears, in their dens. So, we’re not allowed to invade their homes, but they still come into ours. This impedes on the hunters’ fourth amendment rights to search and seizure with probable cause, which sometimes happens to lead to the use of lethal force with a deadly weapon. With this now in place, we can avoid hunting in caves for bears, and look straight to– the mansions.
There are three men on the Amtrak Acela Express at 10AM. One of them is an political analyst and one of them is a Senator and one of them is a lobbyist.
They have just left Washington DC and crossed into the border of Maryland and they look out the window to see a liberal hippie with a sign that reads “Down with this sort of thing.”
The political analyst says, “Look, the hippies in Maryland are unemployed.” And the Senator says, “No. There are hippies in Maryland of which at least one is unemployed.” And the lobbyist says, “No. There is at least one hippie in Maryland, of which one side of the sign appears to be promoting the unemployed, which supposes that he has not been affected by government final consumption expenditures.”
And this is funny because political analysts are not real scientists and because Senators think more clearly, but lobbyists are best.
[Re-imagination of Mark Haddon’s “Three Men See a Cow”]
I had my “Human Design” chart read, and because my Head & Root centers are undefined it shows that I don’t have the natural ability to handle pressure. Bummer.
Pressure is being born to working class parents in South Korea (or North Korea, China, Pakistan, Japan, Nepal, Mongolia, [insert Asian country here]), living in Thailand, and attending a university where every class is taught in English. Kids work hard.