Two Things are Wrong About This Photo.

Posted: April 30th, 2012 | Author: | No Comments »

TWO. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

1. Smoking is bad for you

2. Smoking is bad for you, at a gas station.


Inflation is a Bitch.

Posted: April 27th, 2012 | Author: | No Comments »

NUMERAL FRUSTRATION. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

$388.85 for a gallon of milk.


How MEN Make Hot Dogs.

Posted: April 24th, 2012 | Author: | No Comments »

ARROGANCE. [GMT-4 WASH DC]


A Meal Like This Will Earn Respect.

Posted: April 20th, 2012 | Author: | No Comments »

EARNED LEADERSHIP. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Note the dots of sriracha.


DYE. [GMT+2 PORTUGAL]

Posted: August 30th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Funny party.

 

 

 


ARRANGING. [GMT-7 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: August 29th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

 

“Hey Joe! Which section should we put these Werther’s?”

 


EXIT. [GMT+2 PORTUGAL]

Posted: August 28th, 2011 | Author: | 1 Comment »

 


Example. [GMT+2 PORTUGAL]

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It’s your choice to move 10 minutes or 2 hours. Just move though.


EXAMPLE. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: August 25th, 2011 | Author: | 1 Comment »

Anthropomorphic car faces.

 

 


SHADE. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: August 24th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

I make my own.

 


PEDESTRIAN. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: August 24th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

New World vs. Motherland.


CORNER. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: August 21st, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Katie & Wayne’s kitchen nook in their new house.

 

 


IMBALANCE. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: August 20th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Black and White cookie.

 


RIP. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: August 17th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Wedges gone wrong.

 

 


SCENARIO. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: August 17th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

A wine bottle with two glasses for two guests. One half, the other fully empty. Yuengling lager of unknown proportion sits atop a coaster. Overturned spoon in front of a coin and a pillow covers wicker. House of Leaves is yet to be re-read. The blackberry is quiet, but the television speaks King of the Hill, whose white remote remains upright.

 


TRANSLATOR. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: August 13th, 2011 | Author: | 1 Comment »

 

English vs. Spanish for $500.

 

 


ADDRESS. [GMT+2 PORTUGAL]

Posted: August 12th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Tell my fortune.

 

 

 

 


INCOMPATIBLE. [GMT+2 PORTUGAL]

Posted: August 12th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Very serious gentlemen selling lovely light fried cakes.

 


PLAIN. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: August 10th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Basic mirror windows.

Harold’s Square, New York.

 


VOMIT. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: August 10th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

 

Dog on stuffed animal attack.