GERRYMANDERING: The manipulation of community district lines for partisan incumbent advantage. The term originated in 1812 when Gov. Elbridge Gerry warped Boston area districts, so his surname was combined with a salamander (which resembled how the new district lines appeared).
POTENTIAL MISINTERPRETATION: AN IMAGINED TRANSLATION INTO ENGLISH FROM A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
VARIOUS TYPES OF COOKIES
IF IT AREN’T BROAK DUNT FICKS IT.
IF IT ARE NOT BROOK DUNT FUCK IT.
IF IT OR NOT BRICK DONT FIXE IT.
IF IT AIN’T BREAK DON’T FIX IT.
PRINCIPAL INGREDIENTS FOR “DANDY GOOD CHICKEN RRRRAPZ”
1. Chop then stir fry ingredients #1, #2, #3, #4.
2. Lay out #5, sprinkle a line of #6 down the middle.
3. Put cooked (#1, #2, #3, #4) onto #5, squeeze on #7, tear a handful of #8 and drop proportionately.
4. Wrap it up; and consequently get down with your bad self.