SPIT. [GMT-7 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: April 10th, 2012 | Author: | No Comments »

Percentage of saliva in the last sip of a 12 oz. drink belonging to a person whose glass is 50% empty:

12.5%

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Percentage of cola in the last sip of a 12 oz. drink belonging to a person whose glass is 50% full:

87.5%

 


PRETEND BUILD. [GMT-7 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: April 2nd, 2012 | Author: | No Comments »

 

She told me she would build me

a castle high up in the air

filled with everything I ever needed

and I could sit up there with her

and we could love each other forever.

 

SIKE

she said.

 

But I didn’t see what was so funny.

Because what she didn’t know

is that the castle was filled with dungeons

 

for those who disappointed me.

 

 

 


SCARE. [GMT-7 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: March 28th, 2012 | Author: | No Comments »

 

have you ever
made a sex tape
no
i have not
have you?
no
would you mind
if we tried
no

 

i don’t
know what to do
yes
you do
just don’t think
about it
but it’s there
it’s not there

i feel it
i feel it
it’s not there
i feel it
where will you put it?
as long as it
doesn’t go on the internet

ha ha
no
it stays between us
you can even keep it
no
i trust you

i trust you
i trust you
no


HOW. [GMT-7 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: March 16th, 2012 | Author: | No Comments »


CUBE. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: March 12th, 2012 | Author: | No Comments »

GEOMETRY MEME.


DYE. [GMT+2 PORTUGAL]

Posted: August 30th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Funny party.

 

 

 


EXAMPLE. [GMT-7 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: August 25th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

 

I wouldn’t want to be

this guy.


ASKING [GMT+2 PORTUGAL]

Posted: August 8th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »



COMMENTARY. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: August 5th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

 

Bears! The Colorado wildlife commission set a new regulation this week banning he hunting of black bears, in their dens. So, we’re not allowed to invade their homes, but they still come into ours. This impedes on the hunters’ fourth amendment rights to search and seizure with probable cause, which sometimes happens to lead to the use of lethal force with a deadly weapon. With this now in place, we can avoid hunting in caves for bears, and look straight to– the mansions.


RESET [GMT+9 SOUTH KOREA]

Posted: August 1st, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

reset button


POSSIBLE. [GMT-8 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: July 31st, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Heaven exists.


SOLO. [GMT-8 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: July 27th, 2011 | Author: | 1 Comment »

Potatoes die alone.


BLONDE [GMT+9 SOUTH KOREA]

Posted: July 26th, 2011 | Author: | 1 Comment »

and this is how i appear on my blog. all the time.

 

 

 

 

 


DEPTH [GMT+9 SOUTH KOREA]

Posted: July 20th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

I cannot cook. I cannot cook at all.
As a result, I eat cereal for breakfast lunch and dinner.
and

Depth of cereal bowl is of vital importance.
Eating cereal out of a plate is NOT ok.


TON. [GMT-8 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: July 18th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

You're welcome, Germany!

You’re welcome, Germany?


PRIMITIVE. [GMT-8 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: July 16th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »


FRIENDSHIP [GMT+9 SOUTH KOREA]

Posted: July 12th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »


CONSUMER [GMT+9 SOUTH KOREA]

Posted: July 10th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

The life of a consumer.


WEEKEND. [GMT-8 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: July 6th, 2011 | Author: | 1 Comment »


RAW [GMT+9 SOUTH KOREA]

Posted: July 1st, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Raw is war