Percentage of saliva in the last sip of a 12 oz. drink belonging to a person whose glass is 50% empty:
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Percentage of cola in the last sip of a 12 oz. drink belonging to a person whose glass is 50% full:
She told me she would build me
a castle high up in the air
filled with everything I ever needed
and I could sit up there with her
and we could love each other forever.
SIKE
she said.
But I didn’t see what was so funny.
Because what she didn’t know
is that the castle was filled with dungeons
for those who disappointed me.
have you ever
made a sex tape
no
i have not
have you?
no
would you mind
if we tried
no
i don’t
know what to do
yes
you do
just don’t think
about it
but it’s there
it’s not there
i feel it
i feel it
it’s not there
i feel it
where will you put it?
as long as it
doesn’t go on the internet
ha ha
no
it stays between us
you can even keep it
no
i trust you
i trust you
i trust you
no
I wouldn’t want to be
this guy.
Bears! The Colorado wildlife commission set a new regulation this week banning he hunting of black bears, in their dens. So, we’re not allowed to invade their homes, but they still come into ours. This impedes on the hunters’ fourth amendment rights to search and seizure with probable cause, which sometimes happens to lead to the use of lethal force with a deadly weapon. With this now in place, we can avoid hunting in caves for bears, and look straight to– the mansions.
Heaven exists.
and this is how i appear on my blog. all the time.
I cannot cook. I cannot cook at all.
As a result, I eat cereal for breakfast lunch and dinner.
and
Depth of cereal bowl is of vital importance.
Eating cereal out of a plate is NOT ok.
You’re welcome, Germany?
The life of a consumer.
