FADE. [GMT-7 MONTANA]
Posted: July 28th, 2011 | Author: Hannah Ross| 1 Comment »“Hey do you mind getting me a drink, they only take cards and I only have cash.”
“Sure, no problem.”
“Last time I tried to bargain with the flight attendant, because fuck if they actually keep track of the stock. But she wouldn’t give in.”
“Jerks.”
“Seriously.”
“I’ll have two vodka cranberries.”
“I can only serve you one drink at a time.”
“It’s for the two of us.”
“You’ll share a juice?”
“Sure.”
“So get this, I met a guy on the last flight who told me about a guy he sat next to that pulls out his plastic travel case mid-flight. He thinks, what, is this guy going to brush his teeth? But he pulls out mini travel liquors. Bastard saves 7 bucks a drink.”
“Damn I should do that next time.”
“I know, right.”
“Excuse me, could we get another two vodkas?”
“Sorry, just closed out, we’re starting our descent.”
“Jerks.”
“Seriously.”