BALANCE. [GMT+1 LONDON]
Posted: June 30th, 2011 | Author: Hannah Ross| No Comments »
Black cabbie : Tourists = Residents
Black cabbie : Tourists = Residents
CENTRAL LONDON: DISTRICTS OF NEIGHBOURHOODS
WHITE COLLAR 20-SOMETHING CITY PROBLEMS
1. Curb Shame – Waiting for the crosswalk, as other pedestrians walk regardless.
2. Whom Alert – Using unnecessary higher vocabulary to sound more intelligent.
3. Insular Namedrop – When the English mention “famous” British presenters that no other nationality would recognize.
4. Mobile Bro-solation – Having an in depth mobile conversation in the presence of others.
5. Edgehog – Passenger on the bus that sits on the isle instead of the inside seat.
There the propensity and maturity for manner
there worst part indulthood.
There he truth once deathing for life,
of growth by poison,
the couldn’t virtuous one who did not have to man
succumbs which he means of growth indulgence.
Life of others masked in a stagnant:
Time Truth.
Once death by poison,
there there that the confidence.
That he the propensity and malevolentries due
behave malevolent indecentries thus confidence,
the perceived was jovial to who it did not:
He Reviewed.
FUN WITH PHOTOBOOTH.
EXCERPTS FROM MY JOURNAL, THIS YEAR:
Jan 09, 2011
Forgot that I had to submit my critical journal for grad school. Finished it in about three hours, about “Anthropomorphic Victorian Taxidermy,” and “Anatomical Art.”
Jan 24, 2011
Does it count as being a morning person if you stay up the whole night?
Jan 30, 2011
Email from a colleague in regards to a lecture: “Please try to bear in mind that the text is really difficult, it won’t involve me banging on in a prolonged professional manner.”
Feb 15, 2011
Was sent an interview selection for ARTE.TV (France). Last question: “My project not realized that I prefer?”
Feb 24, 2011
Gave a lecture: “The Nature of Creativity: Predisposition vs. Preparation; and Evolving the Stigma of the ‘Tortured Artist.'” Lecture lead to fights and had to be cut short.
Feb 29, 2011 – LEAP YEAR – N/A
I love the Megafauna Era.
Mar 02, 2011
Text from Hugh, the chef: “Would you rather have the power of flight or xray vision?”
Mar 23, 2011
A death row prisoner that’s writing me said he didn’t want to continue because he found out that I was writing his friend and he didn’t want to share pen pals.
April 25, 2011
Me: I thought you’d appreciate the miappropriation of this old english type face.
Typographer: It continues the dialogue of cultural exchange between Britain and Jamaica – although it could do with some of the flair the Jamaican’s used on their flag when they decided to retain the Scottish saltire from the Union Flag for their own purposes.
April 29, 2011
Royal Wedding. Didn’t sleep the night before until maybe 7AM – so I forced myself up at 10AM. Couldn’t be bothered to go into the tourist swamp pit so I took a photo of the tv.
May 01, 2011
I’m satisfied that I wouldn’t even know where to begin to look for a party bus.
May 04, 2011
BBM From Aidan the designer: “Wot u mean I type lyk a 14yr old gal?”
May 09, 2011
I should start saving my McSweeny’s rejection letters. They’re so colorful.
IMPORTANT MOMENTS THAT I’VE BEEN AROUND FOR: