Tree. Bonus Video!
Posted: May 15th, 2012 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »
Inflation is a Bitch.
Posted: April 27th, 2012 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »NUMERAL FRUSTRATION. [GMT-4 WASH DC]
$388.85 for a gallon of milk.
A Meal Like This Will Earn Respect.
Posted: April 20th, 2012 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »EARNED LEADERSHIP. [GMT-4 WASH DC]
Note the dots of sriracha.
EXPECTED PARANOIA. Bonus Video!
Posted: March 16th, 2012 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »Kinks “Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues”
DANGER. [GMT-4 WASH DC]
Posted: August 30th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »
When bears attack!!… balls.
SHADE. Bonus Song!
Posted: August 24th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »The sun never sets when you’re cool.
SHADE. [GMT-4 WASH DC]
Posted: August 24th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »
I make my own.
IMBALANCE. Bonus Song!
Posted: August 20th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »Directed by Michel Gondry, special guest Conan O’Brien.
HOUSE. Bonus Song!
Posted: August 19th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »It’s made entirely of “B”s.
MULTIPLE. Bonus Song!
Posted: August 18th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| 1 Comment »Directed by Michel Gondry.
GHOST. Bonus Song!
Posted: August 16th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| 1 Comment »Department of Eagles premiered their new video for the single “No One Does It Like You” yesterday at the MoMA. The video is absolutely incredible, especially the wispy singing ghosts. Directed by, Patrick Daughters and Marcel Dzama.
GHOST. [GMT-4 WASH DC]
Posted: August 15th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »
Ghostride the Whip in my Honda Civic.
GHOST. Bonus Video!
Posted: August 15th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| 1 Comment »Look Around You – Ghosts.
PUNCTURE. Bonus Video!
Posted: August 14th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »Slow Motion Bullets Tear Shit Up.
SALARY. Bonus Video!
Posted: August 8th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »Classic money-making commercial.
COMMENTARY. Bonus Video!
Posted: August 5th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| 1 Comment »Colbert Report “The Word” on Wikipedia.
COMMENTARY. Bonus Video!
Posted: August 5th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| 2 Comments »The crazy nastiness of the honey badger.
DIAGRAM. [GMT-4 WASH DC]
Posted: August 4th, 2011 | Author: Pen & Image| No Comments »
There are three men on the Amtrak Acela Express at 10AM. One of them is an political analyst and one of them is a Senator and one of them is a lobbyist.
They have just left Washington DC and crossed into the border of Maryland and they look out the window to see a liberal hippie with a sign that reads “Down with this sort of thing.”
The political analyst says, “Look, the hippies in Maryland are unemployed.” And the Senator says, “No. There are hippies in Maryland of which at least one is unemployed.” And the lobbyist says, “No. There is at least one hippie in Maryland, of which one side of the sign appears to be promoting the unemployed, which supposes that he has not been affected by government final consumption expenditures.”
And this is funny because political analysts are not real scientists and because Senators think more clearly, but lobbyists are best.
[Re-imagination of Mark Haddon’s “Three Men See a Cow”]