MISERY. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: June 11th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

In ninth grade, my friend asked me to submit a poem for an English project. His class was accepting submissions for a literary journal that was to be representative of the freshman experience. He asked me during study hall one day, and I wrote a simple poem with an A-B-A rhyming scheme. Or maybe it was a haiku—either way, it was pretty horrible. His assignment was due, and I had ten minutes to throw something together before his class started.  I think I had just seen Elliott Smith on the Oscars singing “Miss Misery” in this slightly undersized white suit and just thought it was brilliant. I titled my poem “Miss Misery,” and it was about some depressed girl gardening under a black light or some shit. Anyway, I really embraced the angst-ridden depressive teen as a part of my identity for much of my adolescence, and it has done nothing but hold me back—and make me a plagiarist!


REPETITION. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: June 10th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

wake up around 9 Am

brush teeth

breakfast

think about writing

watch American Idol clips on YouTube instead

think about reading

fall back asleep

go to work late

repeat


TRASH. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: June 9th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

SPLEEN-VENTING:

Trash has a vile personality. Someone with no perspective of the world who reaps the fruits of a feeble intellect. A trashy person may subscribe to any number of faiths and/or political beliefs. What trash has in common with other trash is a lack of regard for human dignity. What distinguishes non-trash from the dregs is an unshakable sense of superiority, a complete willingness to disregard those with different views.


MOON. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: June 7th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

silver glow at night

shadows shrink back in the brush

a chill in the air


DIGIT. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: June 7th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

The gum smacking and nail clacking continued as separate beats. They very thoroughly embodied the cashier’s being. Her temperament, interests, pet peeves, were transmitted through her personal Morse code to those in the vicinity. They knew not to mess with her. Her fingers were capped with golden nails: one-and-a-half inches long with silver star decals. The stars were set into flight, careening wildly with every gesture, falling with every bored propping up of the head.


FRAMEWORK. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: June 5th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

a rotten gate hangs

on hinges rusted with time

bound up in ivy


WHY.[GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: June 4th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Simon stops in his tracks, standing in the  middle of the aisle with his bottom lip puckered out.

“You can’t get it. Not today.”

Simon swings his arms as if they were leaden. He maintains a distance between him and his mother as a type of leverage. “Will I stay or will I run?” he seems to say.


PHENOMENON. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: June 4th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

The cicadas showed up by the hundreds about five years ago in Princeton, NJ. Periodical cicadas emerged from their nymph states after 17 years of subterranean slumber to amass on trees and sidewalks in crunchy carpets. They were hard to avoid and seemed lethargic from mating. Most of their lives are spent underground, and then they die shortly after transforming into their winged adult forms.

The cicadas arrived during my first year of vegetarianism; I remember making a conscious effort not to step on them and the rationale that I felt compelled to make known to my friends: “The difference between non-human animals and humans is one of degree not kind…”  I was home for spring break, and the result of having a general lack of things to do, as I suspect is the case in most suburbs, was to congregate in the nearest yuppie-filled college town.

It was a day like any other in Princeton and we made all the stops: indian food, ice cream at Halo Pub, coffee, and an indie film at the theater where people laughed very often at nothing at all, always with a knowing air, a kind of controlled ha-ha-ha, which is different from a true laugh elicited from, say, a racist joke. The cicadas, when crushed underfoot, smelled like pine, or some earthy essence of the root-sap they fed on for so long. That day we walked on the tips of our toes, ice creams in hand, ignoring the bizarre scene around us—one of invasion by those creatures who  populated a young planet—their story of rebirth and death.

I have since resumed eating meat, something that I try not to talk about (oops) but am reminded of at every meal. Once I was asked how long I had been vegetarian for. I counted back self-importantly to my sophomore year when I had taken that philosophy class with Ms. Bodanzsky, that strange women with the frizzy pouf of hair and googly-eyes (whom I have seen riding a bike in Princeton now that I think of it). I think back to that spring with the cicadas in Princeton.




STRAW. [GMT-4 NEW YORK] POETRY.

Posted: June 3rd, 2011 | Author: | 1 Comment »

stopped mid-roll in fields

bales lay damp with the rain fall

smell of heat and endless days


TAIL. [GMT-4 NEW YORK] FICTION.

Posted: June 2nd, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Rothko is fidgeting underneath the table with his sandpaper tongue lapping greedily. The man looks at his dog sternly and pulls his sandwich out from Rothko’s view. He looks at the dog once again, tears off the end of the baguette and tosses it to the ground gruffly. Rothko glances at the piece of bread and back at his owner with a confused look. The dog growls indignantly, “Really. Years of supplication and constant companionship for lousy back rubs and crusty-ass french bread. I should tear out your throat.” The man drops his sandwich to the ground in disbelief; his jaw follows suit. Rothko laps up the remains with vigor, tail wagging joyously as a tail should after a battle has been rightfully won—with  one empty threat and a guilt-trip.


OVERHEAD. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 31st, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

Self-portrait with my stuff.


DIVORCE. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 30th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »
WHEN YOU SHOULD DIVORCE YOURSELF FROM EMOTIONS:

1. Your roommates have finished the last ice cream sandwich at your expense.

2. You get horrible gastrointestinal afflictions as a result of consuming spoiled food at a party.

3. You are stuck in traffic behind a poor driver.

4. You are engaged in conversation with someone who is convinced you care deeply about his occupation.

5. Your mother keeps sending chain emails and/or slideshows of flowers, kittens, etc.


MISFORTUNE. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 29th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

a brisk wind sweeps in

leaves fall to the ground and brown

downy white snow fall


MISFORTUNE. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 29th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »
a brisk wind sweeps in

leaves fall to the ground and brown

downy white snow fall


PATTERN. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 28th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE PATTERN SAYS ABOUT YOU: COMMENTS FROM A CANDIED NUT VENDOR/FASHIONISTA

What you wear is how you express yourself to the world. Here are some ways to enhance your sexual desirability, as well as communicate your sense of self.

Plaid: You were an ugly duckling who wore your older sister’s Siouxsie and the Banshees t-shirt to bed. You enjoy wearing greasy sweatpants in your leisure time and feel an affinity for the outdoors. Wear plaid to make known your folksy mid-western origins, buffalo plaid if you are a hipster from 2008.

Paisley: You are one of two things: a hopeless romantic or a shlub who has rifled in your papa’s wardrobe.

If the former is true, work those two-tone wingtips sockless and tie that paisley ascot tight because making your superiority known is not a cake walk—don’t forget to cuff your chinos so as to avoid the filth black-splash  of the common man.

If the latter is true, chest hair is best hidden from the light of day, so button up your top buttons and un-pop your collar, please. You look like the nostalgic disco-king cashier from Bangalore I saw at the Hudson News in Penn Station, and I am not taking any of your guff today, mister.

Houndstooth: You see yourself as down-to-earth and are usually disinterested in fashion, perhaps even disdainful. Your houndstooth scarf is the one article of clothing you have deemed “arty” and feel compelled to wear on a day trip to NYC to blend in with the locals. Please wear this print in neon colors and on hoodies if at all possible. Wearing a neon houndstooth hoodie would be best for those trying to avoid you.

Floral: You are thrilled this print is back in vogue, as once again you have the opportunity to emulate your favorite tv sitcom actresses, that girl in Blossom and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Drop that spade and brush the vermiculite out of your hair—the terrarium-planting can wait. You are carefree and should take some time to bathe in the sun and down a pitcher of Crystal Light as you thumb through your vintage copy of Mrs. Dalloway


LANGUAGE. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 27th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

SOME THOUGHTS:

In the “Origins of Language” Renee Magritte displays a single promontory jutting out of a body of water under a bright sky scattered with nimbus clouds. Focusing on the promontory, one notices the isolation of the platform in what may be an endless expanse of water. The image appears to be a sort of logical puzzle in which one is forced to fill in the gaps. The positioning of the elements themselves poses questions, and encourages a narrative to be developed to explain what is presented.

From what vantage point is the viewer seeing this platform? One feels an urge to inject humanity into the scene, to see themselves, perhaps, staring out from the frame, perched on a rock in utter solitude. As much as the painting seems to accomodate a fictitious narrative, or emotionally parallel our own isolation as individuals, to be so eager to draw symbols is literally seeing what is not there. The very awareness of yourself, the painting, the lonely image, answers in part the question of language and the ability to philosophize, emote, and ponder the strange and fantastic. Whether you know the title of the piece upon seeing it is irrelevant insofar as your innate capabilities of language. The painting engages your senses and produces language whether internal or external. In this way Magritte makes one use language as opposed to merely explaining its origins, though some have tried that too: The Biblical account of the Tower of Babel seems a feeble attempt in comparison.


INTERRUPT. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 26th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »
INTERRUPTIONS AND WAYS BY WHICH WE BENEFIT

1. Coitus interruptus: potential means of birth control.

2. Someone cutting into conversation: saved from another’s egotistical blather.

3. Unmanageable precipitation: snow day.

4. Office Assistant Paperclip in Microsoft Office ‘98: develop saint-like tolerance.


SPY.[GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 25th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

rustles overheard

hidden eyes all around me

secret lives of others


FALLACY. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 25th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

An affirmative conclusion from a negative premise argues two universal premises and a particular conclusion which elicits major undistributed middles from affirmative premises. Structural flaws over content appeal to law, ignorance, repetition, and begs the question: the consequence of the phenomenon is its root logical disjunction?


INNOVATION. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 23rd, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »
SECULAR FAIRY TALES:

According to David Attenborough’s Life in the Undergrowth, scorpions are related to euryptids, or sea-scorpions, which are among the first terrestrial organisms trailing behind the horse-shoe crab. Despite the distinction in name, both creatures were aquatic at one point, though scorpions crawled ashore later to sire the modern equivalent, or true-scorpions. The transition to land requires dramatic changes in biology, some minor and others more dramatic; scorpions survived by developing a different breathing and feeding apparatus. Instead of open membranes underneath the abdomen that flapped around in the water to extract oxygen, as in aquatic scorpions, land species have membranes secured by chitinous plates which are perforated to allow passage of oxygen. Another anatomical difference in terrestrial scorpions is the presence of an outer structure over the mouth in which food is deposited, digested by gastric acids and then sucked up like a soup. This would have been impossible underwater. To this day, some scorpions can survive up to two days underwater, a useful remnant of their watery dealings in the past.