U St & 18th, DC.
Bears! The Colorado wildlife commission set a new regulation this week banning he hunting of black bears, in their dens. So, we’re not allowed to invade their homes, but they still come into ours. This impedes on the hunters’ fourth amendment rights to search and seizure with probable cause, which sometimes happens to lead to the use of lethal force with a deadly weapon. With this now in place, we can avoid hunting in caves for bears, and look straight to– the mansions.
I had my “Human Design” chart read, and because my Head & Root centers are undefined it shows that I don’t have the natural ability to handle pressure. Bummer.
ODE TO LIMBAUGH
Thoust love of thine
by but another younger name
of Rusty Sharpe
none more sweet my rhyme
for Republican revolution-ize.
My darling need not college credentials
Southeast Missouri State
only took a year
until my love knew his standard
was too great a potential
for conventional national grading.
My darling need not be in the party
to honorarily belong to the party
knownst amongst as
his membership eternal as his lore.
My darling need not vote for Reagan
(his hero paramount)
for Rush cannot but wait
until ripe at 35
to vote for a candidate.
My darling need not hear my voice
nor callers and hagglers
and Democratic mongers
for his stenographer recites
real-time transcripts of on-air conversations.
“Hey do you mind getting me a drink, they only take cards and I only have cash.”
“Sure, no problem.”
“Last time I tried to bargain with the flight attendant, because fuck if they actually keep track of the stock. But she wouldn’t give in.”
“I’ll have two vodka cranberries.”
“I can only serve you one drink at a time.”
“It’s for the two of us.”
“You’ll share a juice?”
“So get this, I met a guy on the last flight who told me about a guy he sat next to that pulls out his plastic travel case mid-flight. He thinks, what, is this guy going to brush his teeth? But he pulls out mini travel liquors. Bastard saves 7 bucks a drink.”
“Damn I should do that next time.”
“I know, right.”
“Excuse me, could we get another two vodkas?”
“Sorry, just closed out, we’re starting our descent.”
Keep your kickers in top notch condition.
Fresh concrete laid for the overground Metro extension (from DC to Dulles Airport).
THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE MEASURED– IN TONNES.
1. Hydrogenated Starch Hydrolysates
2. Insect Swarms
3. My Resentment for You
4. Dolphins, in Starkist Tuna