RUSH. [GMT-4 WASH DC]

Posted: August 1st, 2011 | Author: | 1 Comment »

ODE TO LIMBAUGH

Thoust love of thine
by but another younger name
of Rusty Sharpe
none more sweet my rhyme
for Republican revolution-ize.

My darling need not college credentials
Southeast Missouri State
only took a year
until my love knew his standard
was too great a potential
for conventional national grading.

My darling need not be in the party
to honorarily belong to the party
knownst amongst as
Majority Maker
his membership eternal as his lore.

My darling need not vote for Reagan
(his hero paramount)
for Rush cannot but wait
until ripe at 35
to vote for a candidate.

My darling need not hear my voice
nor callers and hagglers
and Democratic mongers
for his stenographer recites
and types
real-time transcripts of on-air conversations.


One Comment on “RUSH. [GMT-4 WASH DC]”

  1. 1 Jayna said at 5:19 AM on September 19th, 2011:

    Why do I bthoer calling up people when I can just read this!


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