ODE TO LIMBAUGH
Thoust love of thine
by but another younger name
of Rusty Sharpe
none more sweet my rhyme
for Republican revolution-ize.
My darling need not college credentials
Southeast Missouri State
only took a year
until my love knew his standard
was too great a potential
for conventional national grading.
My darling need not be in the party
to honorarily belong to the party
knownst amongst as
his membership eternal as his lore.
My darling need not vote for Reagan
(his hero paramount)
for Rush cannot but wait
until ripe at 35
to vote for a candidate.
My darling need not hear my voice
nor callers and hagglers
and Democratic mongers
for his stenographer recites
real-time transcripts of on-air conversations.