Posted: August 12th, 2011 | Author: Ben Caro| No Comments »
New Dating Terminology and Definitions
Incompatible – The incomes of the two parties are too disparate for attraction to persist. Ex: “She wanted to go to the ballet, and he wanted to watch the ballet on his computer because he didn’t own a TV and ate Ramen. They were incompatible.”
Going Dutch – This is a relatively modern practice where the man pays for his date out of a sense of chivalry and cognizance of the gender pay gap. Ex: “Hey Honey, since we’re going dutch for dinner, I’ll pay for the movie tonight.” -the woman
Bind date – When you forget to Google the person before your date. Ex: “Jesus, I haven’t been on a blind date since 1997. Before that I was using Lycos!”
Posted: August 12th, 2011 | Author: Hannah Ross| No Comments »
THE ADDRESSES I’VE HAD OVER THE PAST 6 YEARS.
Willoughby Avenue, Brooklyn, NY
East 25st Street, New York, NY
Third Avenue, New York, NY
East 7th Street, New York, NY
Fishamble Street, Dublin, Ireland.
East 26th Street , New York, NY
South Bryan Flats Road, Jackson, WY
McCadden Street, Hollywood, CA
Wilcox Place, Hollywood, CA
Ivar Avenue, Hollywood Hills, CA
Huddleston Road, London, UK
West Lafayette Avenue, Baltimore, MD
Posted: August 12th, 2011 | Author: Richard Marks| No Comments »
Police in Thailand do not make me feel safe. I would rather not see them, as I am always wondering how they plan on filling their pockets next. When we have parties, everyone knows that there is a possibility they may have to pitch in a few Thai Baht to the local police in order to allow the festivities to continue. They make their rounds to the bars once a month to collect their fees. You may even have to go to another district to find police who will help you with a problem in your neighborhood.
Posted: August 12th, 2011 | Author: Inês Teles| No Comments »
Very serious gentlemen selling lovely light fried cakes.
Posted: August 12th, 2011 | Author: Hannah Ross| No Comments »
FAMOUS INCOMPATIBILITIES.
1. Casimir Effect
2. Bleach & Ammonia
3. Proslepsis
4. Lindsay Bluth Fünke & Tobias Fünke
5. Apollo 13
