OTHER ZONE LAYERS
1. Azone layer – A nondescript reference to any zone layer.
2. Ezone layer – An intangible, imperceptible boundary that forms in a roughly square foot radius around someone while they use a computer. Breaking that layer better be for good reason, or should wait until the email has been sent.
3. Izone layer – The human soul. Located directly within the spiritual, personal and social layers.
4. Uzone layer – The thin film that forms around food fried in a tempura batter.
I am a South African, currently living in South Korea. South Africa hosted the Soccer World Cup 2010 and did an amazing job of showcasing to the world the talent, energy and creativity that we have to offer in our country. During this time, South Africa developed a toursim campaign with the concept of “ALIVE WITH POSSIBILITY”. Our country has been through a turbulent history and this is the perfect campaign to look forward to what is possible in the future. It was a proud moment to be surrounded by the few South Africans that we know, working in Korea as we watched the World Cup opening ceremony that took place in our Homeland. Viva Africa – Alive with possibility!
Temple Fade – Sometimes called a “Brooklyn Fade,” “Low Fade,” or “Blow Out,” the hair is faded from the skin up to 1 cm in length from the edge of the hairline. The hair is left full-length at the top, usually done up with gel and spikes. Popular (only) in the northeast United States, made known through reality shows such as Growing Up Giotti and The Jersey Shore.
Fofa – Short to standard length on the sides and backside, with a bald section in the center due to natural hairlessness. Derived from the style of Western monks. Popular in temples from the middle ages or on the board of directors of investment banks.
Finger wave – A method of setting hair into waves (curls) that was popular in the 1920s and 1930s and in the late 1990s in North America and Europe. The process involves pinching the hair between the fingers and combing the hair in alternating directions to make a wave shape. Popular in critically acclaimed HBO dramas.
Feelers – Feelers are strands of hair that grow out in front of the ears, over the section where sideburns would normally grow. Employed by men and women both, feelers add a trendiness to the hairstyle. Popular among 14 year olds, the Japanese, and 14-year-old Japanese.
“Hey do you mind getting me a drink, they only take cards and I only have cash.”
“Sure, no problem.”
“Last time I tried to bargain with the flight attendant, because fuck if they actually keep track of the stock. But she wouldn’t give in.”
“I’ll have two vodka cranberries.”
“I can only serve you one drink at a time.”
“It’s for the two of us.”
“You’ll share a juice?”
“So get this, I met a guy on the last flight who told me about a guy he sat next to that pulls out his plastic travel case mid-flight. He thinks, what, is this guy going to brush his teeth? But he pulls out mini travel liquors. Bastard saves 7 bucks a drink.”
“Damn I should do that next time.”
“I know, right.”
“Excuse me, could we get another two vodkas?”
“Sorry, just closed out, we’re starting our descent.”
“One should not be driven along by a momentum other than one’s own; one should create, and not be created.” – Ernest Raymond
One lady’s shoe through a hole and a pint.
Standing tall over Chicago
the windy city won’t blow you down
your skirt is already up
what more could you ask for
frozen at your most powerful moment
Let them lean on your heels
pretend to lick your feet
keep your eyes pointed
toward St. Louis
maybe follow the flight
of a bird landing below
Your smile in the face
of all the critics
I wish I was up there with you
wish I could stay with you
when they take you from Michigan Ave
but can’t take you down
Ways to enjoy your own company: