JOURNAL. [GMT-8 LOS ANGELES]

Posted: June 21st, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »
WHAT TO SAY WHEN SOMEONE FINDS OUT YOU HAVE A DIARY
1. It’s not a diary. It’s…
  • Journal
  • Daybook
  • Self-reflective quotidian register of current affairs
  • Mind your own damn business

2. It’s not a banana in my pocket. It’s…

  • An erection
  • A plantain, you ignorant redneck
  • My hand
  • I’m happy to see you

3. It’s not a smooth jazz record. It’s…

  • Norah Jones
  • Nu-Jazz, as if that doesn’t sound just as stupid
  • Woodwind-enriched pop
  • Not country, at least, you ignorant redneck

4. It’s not Twilight. It’s…

  • Harry Potter
  • Anne Rice maybe
  • Something really cool. It’s just that I don’t read books with dust jackets.
  • New Moon, you ignorant redneck


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