TAXI. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

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NEW YORK CITY TAXI & LIMOUSINE COMMISSION PASSENGER BILL OF RIGHTS

New York City Taxi & Limousine Commission (TLC) of the United States began and held at the City of New York, on Wednesday the fourth of March, one thousand nine hundred and seventy one.

THE Commission oversees of a number of vehicles, having at the time of their adopting the licensing, expressed a desire, in order to prevent misconstruction or abuse of incense/smoke, talk radio, or horn honking, that further declaratory and restrictive clauses should be added: And as extending the ground of public confidence in hired fares, will best ensure the beneficent ends of its institution.

RESOLVED by the state of New York of the United States of America, in TLC assembled, NYC, Westchester, Nassau, and/or Newark Airport, that the following Articles be proposed to the citizens of the several counties, as amendments to the journey, all, or any of which Articles, when ratified by said Commission, to be valid to all intents and purposes, as part of the said Constitution; viz.


TAXI. [GMT+1 LONDON]

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TAXI. [GMT+2 POLAND]

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VIEW THROUGH A TAXI WINDOW

A woman with scarlet hair wearing a mustard coat runs across a car park, trips on a curb, stumbles, recovers, halts, looks around urgently. She is shouting apoplectically. Her face is the same colour as her hair.

 


RECIPE. [GMT-8 LOS ANGELES]

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RECIPES FOR DISASTER

Fudged CV Brownie Sundae

Anthony Weiner Bean Pot Casserole

Rebecca Black’s Flan Flan Flan Flan

Sarah Kale-in White Bean Revolutionary Soup

Tickled By Eric Massa-la

German Spatzle Greek-style Debtalini (with Lentils)

Erectile Dysfunction Spaghetti (with Meatballs)

 

RECIPES FOR SUCCESS

Roth IR Apricot Couscous

The Cook Book of Mormon Muffins

Hot Girl Bangin’ Breakfast Patties

Five-Dollar Finding Pancakes

Apple iJuice

Whole Re-twheat Pasta With Chicken Twitters