PHENOMENON. Bonus Video!

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PHENOMENON. [GMT+1 LONDON]

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PHENOMENA DISCOVERED IN MY FRIDGE (RE: FOUR MALE FLATMATES):

1. Flower shaped iced-cubes.


2. Parsley?

3. Pepper in a pepper.


4. Sainsbury’s Mild Cheddar.

5. Baked beans.



PHENOMENON [GMT-8 LOS ANGELES]

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PHENOMENON UNEXPECTEDLY WORKING IN MY FAVOR:

  1. Any door in my father’s new house that I don’t know the use of seems to automatically lead to a bathroom.
  2. My sister’s public speaking reticence allows me to use her material for my own wedding toast gain.
  3. Combination of skinny jeans plus healthy tan leads to appearance of having been working out, which is sadly not the case.
  4. 

PHENOMENON UNEXPECTEDLY WORKING AGAINST ME:

  1. Father’s new house smelling like childhood friend’s old house, causing sporadic cravings to play online game Everquest.
  2. Losing my phone charger leads to newfound knowledge that my entire family’s are equally compatible, further reducing incentive not to lose my phone charger.
  3. Mother’s sudden herbal and health food kick and subsequent lack of simple carbs in the house, causing me to eat inordinate amounts of raisins instead, fervently aiding digestion.

PHENOMENON. Bonus Link!

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PHENOMENON. [GMT+2 POLAND]

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STRAW. [GMT-8 LOS ANGELES]

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STRAW. [GMT-4 NEW YORK] POETRY.

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stopped mid-roll in fields

bales lay damp with the rain fall

smell of heat and endless days