DIVORCE. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 30th, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »
WHEN YOU SHOULD DIVORCE YOURSELF FROM EMOTIONS:

1. Your roommates have finished the last ice cream sandwich at your expense.

2. You get horrible gastrointestinal afflictions as a result of consuming spoiled food at a party.

3. You are stuck in traffic behind a poor driver.

4. You are engaged in conversation with someone who is convinced you care deeply about his occupation.

5. Your mother keeps sending chain emails and/or slideshows of flowers, kittens, etc.



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