TIDYING. [GMT+8 HONG KONG]

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Cardboard collectors outside Times Square in Causeway Bay.


TIDYING. [GMT-8 LOS ANGELES]

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W Sunset Blvd. & Sanborn Ave.
Silverlake


TIDYING. [GMT-4 New York]

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PLEASE MIX AND MATCH ON A WHIM:

contraptions/products that…

1. suck up dust and detritus, allowing for a hypo-allergenic environment

2. heat and straighten articles of clothing in a bespoke manner

3. rinse and purge feminine genitalia

4. extract bits of nutriment from oral cavity

5. are dragged across fabrics to render free of clothing fibers

A. douche; B. vacuum; C. lint brush; D. iron; E. floss

if you score…

________________________________________

0 out of 5: Calmly relocate to nearest leper colony.

1 out of 5: Meditate upon puritanical maxims of cleanliness.

2 out of 5: Join comrades of Victorian era.

3 out of 5: shake hands with Lady Macbeth

4 out of 5: Promote proprietary facial-cleansing blend on public access television.

5 out of 5: receive year’s supply of hand sanitizer.


TIDYING. [GMT+1 LONDON]

Posted: May 2nd, 2011 | Author: | 1 Comment »

Separate, but equal.


TIDYING. [GMT-8 LOS ANGELES]

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W Sunset Blvd. & Sanborn Ave.
Silverlake


TIDYING. [GMT-4 NEW YORK]

Posted: May 2nd, 2011 | Author: | No Comments »

PLEASE MIX AND MATCH ON A WHIM:

contraptions/products that…

1. suck up dust and detritus, allowing for a hypo-allergenic environment

2. heat and straighten articles of clothing in a bespoke manner

3. rinse and purge feminine genitalia

4. extract bits of nutriment from oral cavity

5. are dragged across fabrics to render free of clothing fibers

A. douche; B. vacuum; C. lint brush; D. iron; E. floss

if you score…

________________________________________

0 out of 5: Calmly relocate to nearest leper colony.

1 out of 5: Meditate upon puritanical maxims of cleanliness.

2 out of 5: Join comrades of Victorian era.

3 out of 5: shake hands with Lady Macbeth

4 out of 5: Promote proprietary facial-cleansing blend on public access television.

5 out of 5: receive year’s supply of hand sanitizer.


TIDYING. [GMT+1 LONDON]

Posted: May 2nd, 2011 | Author: | 1 Comment »

Separate, but equal.


TIDYING. [GMT+8 HONG KONG]

Posted: May 2nd, 2011 | Author: | 1 Comment »